Wut?

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 09/26/2017 at 12:02 • Filed to: None

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Seen around Seattle:

I mean...why? I guess because you’ve got a C5 tail, a wrecked BMW, and a pallet of bondo?

It didn’t look poorly done, but the front was totally stock so it just looks bizarre. It would have looked bizarre even if the front was done too, but just the back is a weird, weird look.

boredalways > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:06

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Wut!? indeed

TheHondaBro > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:11

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Time to move.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:13

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The CMW MC5 series.

WilliamsSW > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:13

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Did they sacrifice the trunk lid in the process, too? Or just made it a really high lift over. Either way, silly.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:15

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I just gonna say it. I like it. Well executed, kinda weird. Fine by me.

InFierority Complex > WilliamsSW 09/26/2017 at 12:22

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He’s going for that throwback C2-C3 no trunk lid approach. Very authentic.

PartyPooper2012 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:28

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She/He’s not trying to pretend he has a C5 tail. It still says 530

It’s a C530

Justin Young > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:32

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Dude just wants a Skyline without going over importing BS and that plebeian Nissan badge

functionoverfashion > PartyPooper2012 09/26/2017 at 12:39

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I thought that was so odd, to do all that and stick the 530 badge back on there.

Tapas > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:41

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Ah, the rare Honvolet Civette!

May we never see another one.

PartyPooper2012 > functionoverfashion 09/26/2017 at 12:45

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indeed. I have a c5 and I think the rear is the ugliest thing since something ugly was around.

wonder what it would look like with a 530 butt...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 12:47

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Not as bad as the 528i I found at the junkyard that was cheaply painted in that stupid ‘90s teal and had zebra print contact paper all over the interior, over the wood and up the A and B pillars.

The junkyard was where it belonged TBH.

feather-throttle-not-hair > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 13:09

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The craziest part to me is how well its executed

fhrblig > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 13:21

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I’m only ok with it if they follow it up by grafting on the front end from a Ford Ranger.

WilliamsSW > InFierority Complex 09/26/2017 at 13:46

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Yes, very authentic. :)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 14:16

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When you buy one of the prettiest sedans known to man, but then you remember you hate yourself

Straightsix9904 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2017 at 14:20

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This popped up on my E90 post Facebook group a week or so ago. It took me forever to figure this one out.